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Tsuneyo Tojo, Stand-up Comedian (Main)

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File: (install folder)\game\script.rpy

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label day144:
    scene roofday
    with dissolve
    play music "oldweather.mp3"

    "I somehow find myself on the rooftop yet again."
    "I don’t have anything particular in mind and I’m not really looking for Makoto or Yumi or anyone but..."
    "I don’t know, I guess I kind of just wound up here without putting much thought into it."
    "I’m becoming one step closer to the lead in an anime every day."
    "Ami is going to be so proud."

    scene black
    with dissolve

    "I begin to pace around the perimeter of the rooftop, trying to figure out whether I’m alone up here or not, but then spot something a little...out of the ordinary."

    scene tsuneyointro1
    with dissolve

    q "…"
    s "…"

    "For a brief moment in time, I forget that I’m a teacher and worry about her getting scared of me or something along those lines."
    "But judging by her stone faced reaction to my blazer and...well the fact that I’m on the roof of the[school], I’m pretty sure she’s able to figure it out."

    q "…"
    s "…"

    "The two of us sort of just...stand there staring at each other for, well, an uncomfortably long amount of time. "
    "How should I handle this?"

    menu:
        "Keep staring":
            q "…"
            s "…"

            "No reaction..."

            menu:
                "Keep staring...":
                    scene tsuneyointro2
                    with dissolve

                    s "..."
                    q "...?"

                    "What the hell is up with this girl?"

                    menu:
                        "KEEP STARING!":
                            scene tsuneyointro3
                            with dissolve

                            s "...!"
                            q "..."
                            s "...!!!!!!!!"
                            q "....????"

                            menu:
                                "Omfg":
                                    s "Jesus Christ, are you really going to just keep staring at me? What’s your deal?"
                                    q "…"
                                    s "…"

                                    scene tsuneyointro4
                                    with dissolve

                                    q "…"

                                    "And now she’s looking away from me?"
                                    "What even happened? All I did was stare at her."
                                    "Okay, well, it sounds a little bad when I actually repeat it back to myself, but still."
                                    "I’ve done much worse to different people and at least gotten reactions out of them."
                                    "This is torture."

                                    jump hellotsuneyo2

                                "Say hello":
                                    jump hellotsuneyo

                        "Say hello":
                            jump hellotsuneyo

                "Say hello":
                    jump hellotsuneyo

        "Say hello":
            jump hellotsuneyo

label hellotsuneyo:
    s "Hey. What are you up to?"
    q "..."
    s "..."

    scene tsuneyointro4
    with dissolve

    q "…"
    s "…"

    "Is she...ignoring me?"
    "What the hell did I do wrong?"

    jump hellotsuneyo2

label hellotsuneyo2:
    s "Can you at least tell me your name? That would be a good place to start."
    q "…"
    ra "Ramen."
    s "…"
    s "Your name is Ramen?"

    scene tsuneyointro5
    with dissolve

    ra "...Mm."

    "The girl closes her eyes and simply nods. I refuse to believe her name is Ramen."
    "It would be one thing to come out and say she doesn’t want to talk to me, but to lie just seconds after meeting? That’s unforgivable."

    s "You know I’m a teacher, right? I can give you detention."
    ra "…"
    s "Is that something you want? Detention? It’s not fun. I can promise you that."
    ra "…"
    s "…"

    "You know...maybe I should just head back downstairs."
    "I can tell this meeting isn’t going anywhere and-"

    ra "You came to the ramen shop with a girl before."
    s "Ramen shop?"

    scene tsuneyointro6
    with dissolve

    ra "Tojo Ramen. My family's restaurant. Old District. Thirteen minutes by bus."

    "Thirteen minutes by bus?..."
    "Wait, is she talking about the second half of town?"
    "I vaguely remember going to a ramen shop there with Yumi but..."

    s "Wait a minute, you were the girl behind the counter, weren’t you?"
    t "Tsuneyo."
    s "Tsuneyo Tojo? That’s your full name?"
    t "Correct."
    s "That sounds like a samurai name."
    t "Samurai of flavor."
    s "…"
    t "…"
    s "…"
    t "…"

    scene tsuneyointro7
    with dissolve

    t "I’m so sorry."
    s "Thank you for apologizing. That was one of the worst jokes I’ve ever heard."
    t "Comedy isn’t really my strong suit."
    s "No, it’s really not..."
    s "But on the bright side, whatever dish you made me that night at the restaurant was great."
    s "I’m not normally one to rave about ramen, but I can definitely see myself coming back for that sometime soon."

    scene tsuneyointro8
    with dissolve

    t "Thank you. "
    t "I plan to take over once my father passes, so I am eternally grateful to hear that."

    "Eternally grateful?..."
    "Why is she being so formal with me?"

    s "You know you can talk a little more casually, Tsuneyo."

    scene tsuneyointro9
    with dissolve

    t "Ah-"

    "Oh, shit. I’ve gotten so used to calling the other girls by their first names that I’ve forgotten that isn’t really what most people are accustomed to."
    "I guess Tsuneyo’s family is a little more traditional in nature. I’m honestly not surprised with a name as heavy as ‘Tojo.’"

    t "I’m not used to talking informally. I might make a mistake."
    s "What kind of mistake would you even make with something like that?"
    t "Who knows, bro?"
    s "…"
    s "Did you just call me bro?"

    scene tsuneyointro7
    with dissolve

    t "See what I mean?"
    s "Yeah, I get it. You can just stick to your normal way of speaking for now."
    s "Are you okay with me using your first name, though?"

    scene tsuneyointro6
    with dissolve

    t "Sure. A name is a name. It doesn’t make much difference to me."
    s "Cool. So, Tsuneyo-"

    scene tsuneyointro9
    with dissolve

    t "Ah-"
    s "...You’re not actually going to have an easy time adjusting to that, are you?"

    scene tsuneyointro10
    with dissolve

    t "No. It appears I am not."
    s "Well, anyway, would you mind explaining what you’re doing on the roof?"
    s "You know students aren’t supposed to be up here, right?"

    scene tsuneyointro8
    with dissolve

    t "We’re not?"
    s "Nope. It’s grounds for immediate expulsion or something like that."
    t "That sounds serious."
    s "You say that, but you haven’t moved an inch."

    scene tsuneyointro6
    with dissolve

    t "Are you going to discipline me, Sensei?"
    s "That..."

    "I really wish she wouldn’t say things like that out of nowhere."
    "I’m suddenly blindsided by an onslaught of malicious thoughts that I need to fight off in order to carry on the conversation."

    s "Discipline isn't really my style. I’m more or less curious about how you made it onto the roof."
    t "The same way you did."

    scene tsuneyointro10
    with dissolve

    t "One step at a time..."
    s "You’re not trying to sound philosophical, are you? Because if so, that was pretty bad."

    scene tsuneyointro11
    with dissolve

    t "Philosophy isn’t a strong suit of mine either."
    s "I can tell. But hey, at least you have cooking."

    scene tsuneyointro5
    with dissolve

    t "That’s right. "
    t "I will spend the rest of my life washing pork broth out of my hair."
    t "It is not a glamorous life, but it is one that I have accepted."

    "Huh..."
    "I wonder if this is one of those “I was born into my role and didn’t get to choose it” scenarios that typically arise as plot devices in TV and whatnot."

    s "Hey, Tsuneyo."

    scene tsuneyointro9
    with dissolve

    t "Ah-"
    s "How do you feel about taking over for your father?"

    scene tsuneyointro3
    with dissolve

    t "I am fine with it."
    t "I can not become a stand-up comedian, so this is the only choice I have."
    s "So your only options in life are ramen and stand-up comedy?"
    t "No. Just ramen. Comedy is off the table."
    s "Well if you ever want to expand your horizons or anything, my office is always open."

    "Now, I know what you’re thinking."

    "Me? Offering up an actual counseling session to a [teenage]girl without any ulterior motives?"
    "And to that I say-"

    if bonus == True:
        "Of course I have ulterior motives."
        "I pretty much {i}always{/i} have ulterior motives."
    else:
        "You are right. That is exactly what is going on here."
        "I am once again very excited to teach."

    "But at least Tsuneyo is...entertaining to talk to if not anything else."

    t "Your office?"
    s "Yeah. You...do realize I’m a teacher here, right?"
    t "…"
    s "…"
    t "I did not initially, no."
    s "So...you thought I was just some random guy on the roof asking you about your future?"
    t "Is that not common at this[school]?"
    s "Aren’t we like, halfway through the[school] year? You should know what is and isn’t common by now."

    scene tsuneyointro4
    with dissolve

    t "I have only been coming here for several weeks."
    t "I’m afraid I don’t know what is or isn’t normal yet."
    t "But if you are willing to explain things to me, I will graciously accept your assistance."
    s "Wait, you’ve only been coming here for a few weeks? Why?"

    scene tsuneyointro6
    with dissolve

    t "I was homeschooled until recently."
    t "But my father has become sick and now I must rely on Ms. Watabe."
    s "Ms. Watabe? So you know Molly?"

    scene tsuneyointro9
    with dissolve

    t "Molly?"
    s "Yeah. She just transferred to my class from Ms. Watabe’s."
    s "Irish girl. Red hair. Blue eyes. Hyper."

    scene tsuneyointro12
    with dissolve

    t "Oh..."
    t "Her..."
    s "That’s a strange reaction, but I’m pretty sure it's warranted."
    t "I was under the impression her name was...umm...what was it? Emerald Guardian of the Crystal Forest?"
    s "That’s her full name. We call her Molly for short."

    scene tsuneyointro9
    with dissolve

    t "Oh. Well then perhaps I wasn’t deceived after all."
    s "…"

    "Is Tsuneyo really this gullible?"
    "Just how sheltered is she?"

    s "Do you have any friends that you hang out with outside of[school], Tsuneyo? I can’t imagine it’s easy making them while being homeschooled."

    scene tsuneyointro5
    with dissolve

    t "I have no friends. Just noodles."

    "I can’t help but bust out into laughter at Tsuneyo’s noodle comment and spend the next several seconds trying to regain my composure..."

    s "Actually, Tsuneyo...Maybe there is hope for you in comedy after all."

    scene tsuneyointro8
    with dissolve

    t "Really? What made you change your mind?"
    s "The noodle joke was actually pretty great. Self-deprecating humor is hard to get right, but I think you hit the nail on the head."
    t "Noodle joke?"
    s "Yeah. No friends, just noodles."
    t "…"
    s "…"

    scene tsuneyointro7
    with dissolve

    t "That wasn’t a joke..."
    s "Wait, is your life really that sad?"
    t "There’s nothing sad about noodles."

    "This poor girl."

    s "I’ll be your friend, Tsuneyo. That way you won’t need to feel-"

    scene tsuneyointro13
    with dissolve

    t "No thank you."
    s "..."
    t "..."
    s "I don’t think you heard me correctly. All I was doing was offering to be your friend. I wasn’t asking you on a date."
    t "Oh, I see."
    s "So, does that mean we can-"
    t "No thank you."
    s "..."
    t "... "
    s "Mind if I ask why?"

    scene tsuneyointro4
    with dissolve

    t "I don’t exactly know the reason."
    t "I just know that my father has forbidden me from associating with any male figure that has not received his blessing."
    s "But we’ve been associating for the entire lunch period."
    t "…"

    "Tsuneyo pauses (Which is to be expected at this point) and thinks for a moment before letting out a light sigh and causing her shoulders to droop."

    t "I think this much is fine."
    t "If he asks what I did today, I can just tell him I ran into a customer."
    s "Do you report everything you do to your father?"

    scene tsuneyointro13
    with dissolve

    t "Of course. Is that not normal?"
    s "Not really by modern standards, no. But I guess it’s different from family to family."
    t "I see."
    t "Do you have any children?"

    if bonus == True:
        s "I have a [niece]. I guess she’s kind of like a daughter at times, though. "
    else:
        s "Nope. Just an accountant."

    s "You might have seen her around, actually. Her name is Ami. I’m pretty sure she has the longest twintails in the[school]. "
    t "Twintails? Are they red?"
    s "Yeah. So you {i}do{/i} know her then?"
    t "Yes. She complimented me on my skin. "
    t "No one has ever “flirted” with me before, so it stood out in my mind."
    s "…"
    s "Sorry to break the news to you, but that’s not exactly what flirting is."

    scene tsuneyointro9
    with dissolve

    t "It’s not? But she gave me a compliment based on my appearance."
    t "I already wrote her a rejection letter and everything."
    s "Yeah, I think it might be best to just hang onto that for now."
    s "Girls tend to compliment each other's appearances all the time. I think it’s a positive reinforcement thing so they can always feel validated."

    scene tsuneyointro13
    with dissolve

    t "Is that so?"
    t "Then will you tell Ami I think she has very nice legs?"
    s "I think that one’s getting a little closer to flirting territory but sure."
    t "They were very nice."
    t "She looks soft."
    s "…"

    scene tsuneyointro4
    with dissolve

    t "I wonder if she’d let me touch them."
    s "...I can ask?"

    scene tsuneyointro13
    with dissolve

    t "Thank you very much. I wasn’t sure if it was rude to ask."
    s "Not rude, just a little weird."
    t "I’ll get better in time."
    s "I sure hope so..."

    scene black
    with dissolve2

    "Tsuneyo and I chat for another few minutes until the bell rings signaling the end of lunch."
    "I hang back to help her gather her things and inform her (To the best of my ability) where her next classroom is."
    "Despite seeming so cool and collected when I saw her at the restaurant, it appears that she’s a bit...aloof when it comes to[school]."
    "So the very least I can do is give her a hand when she needs it..."
    "Which I imagine will be often. "

    $ renpy.end_replay()
    $ tsuneyo_love += 1
    $ day144 = True
    stop music fadeout 5.0

    "{i}Tsuneyo’s affection has increased to [tsuneyo_love]!{/i}"
    "………"
    "……"
    "…"

    jump afterschoolevent

label day150:
...

Code that triggers this event

File: (install folder)\game\script.rpy

Code:

...
$ v11check()

    if totaldays >= 5 and day5 == False:
        jump day5
    if totaldays >= 7 and day7 == False:
        jump day7
    if totaldays >= 8 and day8 == False:
        jump day8
    if totaldays >= 12 and day12 == False:
        jump day12
    if totaldays >= 14 and day14 == False:
        jump day14
    if totaldays >= 16 and firsttimedojo == True and day16 == False:
        jump day16
    if totaldays >= 20 and day20 == False:
        jump day20
    if totaldays >= 21 and firsttimestreets and day21 == False:
        jump day21
    if totaldays >= 26 and day26 == False:
        jump day26
    if totaldays >= 28 and day28 == False:
        jump day28
    if totaldays >= 30 and cafesugar == True and day30 == False:
        jump day30
    if totaldays >= 33 and day33 == False:
        jump day33
    if totaldays >= 36 and day16 == True and bar5 == True and day36 == False:
        jump day36
    if totaldays >= 40 and day40 == False:
        jump day40
    if totaldays >= 43 and amisroom10 == True and day24 == True and aminew1 == False:
        jump aminew1
    if totaldays >= 44 and day38 == True and day44 == False:
        jump day44
    if totaldays >= 48 and day48 == False:
        jump day48
    if totaldays >= 50 and cafe15 == True and day50 == False:
        jump day50
    if totaldays >= 54 and day54 == False:
        jump day54
    if totaldays >= 55 and pornshop10 == True and makotonew1 == False:
        jump makotonew1
    if totaldays >= 56 and shrine5 == True and day56 == False:
        jump day56
    if totaldays >= 60 and ayanenew2 == True and ayanenew3 == False:
        jump ayanenew3
    if totaldays >= 63 and rindorm20 == True and day63 == False:
        jump day63
    if totaldays >= 64 and futabanew1 == True and day72 == True and futabanew2 == False:
        jump futabanew2
    if totaldays >= 65 and bar15 == True and cafe20 == True and day65 == False:
        jump day65
    if totaldays >= 68 and ayane_lust >= 5 and day68 == False:
        jump day68
    if totaldays >= 70 and bar10 == True and day70 == False:
        jump day70
    if totaldays >= 72 and day70 == True and day72 == False:
        jump day72
    if totaldays >= 77 and day77 == False:
        jump day77
    if totaldays >= 79 and day == 5 and chikadorm15 == True and day79 == False:
        jump day79
    if totaldays >= 83 and mikudorm10 == True and day83 == False:
        jump day83
    if totaldays >= 85 and streets10 == True and day85 == False:
        jump day85
    if totaldays >= 86 and futaba_lust >= 5 and day == 5 and day86 == False:
        jump day86
    if totaldays >= 89 and day65 == True and day89 == False:
        jump day89
    if totaldays >= 91 and day63 == True and day65 == True and day91 == False:
        jump day91
    if totaldays >= 96 and day == 1 and shrine15 == True and ayanenew1 == True and day96 == False:
        jump day96
    if totaldays >= 98 and ami_lust >= 5 and day98 == False:
        jump day98
    if totaldays >= 103 and day102 == True and day103 == False:
        jump day103
    if totaldays >= 110 and day103 == True and day110 == False:
        jump day110
    if totaldays >= 114 and day103 == True and bar20 == True and day114 == False:
        jump day114
    if totaldays >= 120 and day103 == True and day91 == True and day120 == False:
        jump day120
    if totaldays >= 121 and day85 == True and day103 == True and day121 == False:
        jump day121
    if totaldays >= 126 and day103 == True and streets15 == True and chikadorm15 == True and day126 == False:
        jump day126
    if totaldays >= 128 and day103 == True and day126 == True and day == 5 and day128 == False:
        jump day128
    if totaldays >= 138 and day103 == True and day130 == True and day85 == True and day138 == False:
        jump day138
    if totaldays >= 139 and chika_lust >= 5 and chikadorm20 == True and mall20 == True and chikadetention == True and day139 == False or chikadorm20 == True and mall20 == True and chika_lust >= 10 and day139 == False:
        jump day139
    if totaldays >= 140 and day138 == True and day140 == False:
        jump day140
    if totaldays >= 142 and amidorm15 == True and day140 == True and day142 == False:
        jump day142
    if totaldays >= 144 and day128 == True and day142 == True and day144 == False:
        jump day144
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