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Part of event chain No Cumming on Christmas

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File: (install folder)\game\chap3.rpy

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label beachmas7:
    scene beachmasseven1
    with dissolve2

    u "Oh Io! You’re sure back early. "
    i "Yes, but not because I want to be."

    scene beachmasseven2
    with dissolve

    u "Guess I can’t blame ya for not being able to function without the aid of your trusty companion and best friend forever, Uta Ushi-"
    i "I just walked in on Sana with her fingers so deep inside of herself that I think she may have been trying to pull out her uterus. "

    scene beachmasseven3
    with dissolve

    u "You what?"
    i "Where is the nearest maintenance shed? And what do you think the chances are that I will be able to find some bleach in there that I can use to fix my eyes?"
    s "Io is obviously lying. Sana is too innocent to ever do anything like that and I refuse to believe it’s true."
    u "You sure it was Sana you saw in there and not somebody more, uhh...horny? Like Kirin or Nodoka?"
    i "I know what I saw, but I wish I didn’t."
    s "You’re on drugs. That makes you an unreliable source. It’s not true."

    scene beachmasseven4
    with dissolve

    u "Sensei, I’d hate bein’ the one to break the illusion that some girls just truly {i}are{/i} innocent and not interested in stuff like that, but the fact of the matter is that Sana’s got needs too."
    i "But is it normal for those “needs” to take over in a public restroom?"

    scene beachmasseven5
    with dissolve

    u "Now, that’s just unsanitary. "
    s "I don’t know if I should keep being upset or if I should be saying “I told you so” in response to your “No cumming on Christmas” proclamation."

    scene beachmasseven6
    with dissolve

    u "Well...on the bright side, at least it was Io that found her and not you! Now you can keep her all angelic and pure inside of your mind and...pretend she never does the same things that...literally all of us do."
    i "That side isn’t bright at all. It’s dark and full of sorrow. I will never be able to unsee this."

    scene beachmasseven7
    with dissolve

    u "Oh, come on. Walkin’ in on a girl in the middle of, uhh...private time ain’t the end of the world, is it? "
    i "Ask Sensei. He’s just as shocked as I am and he wasn’t even there for it."
    s "Everything I know is a lie."

    scene beachmasseven8
    with dissolve

    u "Y-You know, you guys are makin’ a much bigger deal out of this than it actually is! I’m sure Sana ain’t thrilled to have been discovered in the heat of the moment either!"
    i "You’re right. She’s probably still too busy digging the rest of her arm out of her vagina. "
    s "I bet this is Sara’s fault somehow. That is the only explanation."
    u "Yeah, I’m sure it doesn’t have {i}anything{/i} to do with the guy who’s been going around and trying to corrupt {i}all{/i} of us girls one by one. "

    scene beachmasseven9
    with dissolve

    s "Are you saying she was masturbating to {i}me?{/i} Because I think I can be a little more comfortable with this if that is the case."
    u "How the heck am I supposed to know?! I can’t read minds! I just don’t want everybody thinking Sana’s some kind of perverted freak just cause she decided to rub one out in the bathroom!"
    u "This is obviously a thing we need to keep secret! Cause if somebody ever found {i}me{/i} going to town on myself like that, I sure as heck wouldn’t want people going around and gossiping about it!"
    s "But it would be hot if {i}you{/i} did that. Sana is a completely different story. She’s too small and delicate."
    u "She’s only an inch shorter than me! Don’t say I’m not delicate just cause my {i}features{/i} started coming in early!"
    i "Why would it make any difference if it was {i}you{/i} Sana was thinking about? I don’t see how it changes the fact that she was literally {i}masturbating in a public bathroom.{/i}"
    s "It wouldn’t change that fact, but at least it would allow me to distract myself."
    i "From what? {i}Not{/i} thinking about sex? Because it’s okay to do that every once in a while, Sensei. You’re not going to suddenly burst into flames if you don’t have an erection."
    s "How can you be so sure?"

    scene beachmasseven10
    with dissolve

    i "Ugh, forget it. I don’t want to talk about this anymore. It’s gross."
    s "You’re the one who brought it up. I was just trying to enjoy my day and now all I can think of is the most timid girl in class angrily fisting herself."
    i "Well, sorry for once again ruining everything."
    u "Io...stop. Let’s just...hang out here for a little while longer before heading back to the inn. That should help get all of our minds off of...uhh...Sana’s {i}habits,{/i} right?"
    i "For me, maybe. Sensei’s a whole other story."
    s "No one look down. It’s not safe."

    scene beachmasseven11
    with dissolve

    u "Well, obviously now I’m going — wow. Hello."
    s "..."

    scene beachmasseven12
    with dissolve

    u "..."
    s "..."

    scene beachmasseven13
    with dissolve
    stop music fadeout 20.0

    u "..."
    s "..."
    u "Ooooh boy."
    i "Can I open my eyes now? Or do you two want to keep being disgusting for a little while longer?"
    u "..."
    s "..."

    scene beachmasseven14
    with dissolve

    i "Uta."
    u "Ten more seconds."

    scene black
    with dissolve2

    "........."
    "......"
    "..."

    "Ignoring the fact that one of the girls I am most interested in copulating with just spent the last ten seconds staring at my erection through my jeans, I can’t manage to get Sana out of my head."
    "But the weird part is that it’s not even in a mostly-sexual way. Like, sure there is some element of that to it, but I’m more {i}shocked{/i} than anything else."

    scene beachmasseven15
    with dissolve2
    play music "christmasyay.mp3"

    "And I think it’s pretty safe to say that she is as well- considering when Uta, Io and I make it to the inn about thirty minutes later, she immediately locks eyes with the one who caught her."

    sa "..."
    i "..."

    scene beachmasseven16
    with dissolve

    sa "..."
    s "..."

    scene beachmasseven17
    with dissolve2

    sa "..."
    s "..."

    "She then realizes that I know-"

    scene beachmasseven18
    with hpunch
    play sound "doorslam.mp3"

    "And promptly exits the room."

    no "Wow. I’ve never heard a sliding door close with such force before."
    i "See, Uta? I told you. "
    u "I never doubted you! I just said it’s not something we should hold against her!"
    i "She’s probably heading back there right now. "
    u "Io! Leave the poor...horny girl alone! This is a confusing time in our lives!"

    scene beachmasseven19
    with dissolve
    play sound "slidedoor.mp3"

    no "Perhaps it would be best if I went to check on her..."
    ima "Oh, Senpai. Welcome home."

    scene beachmasseven20
    with fade

    ima "Did you miss me? I feel like we’ve barely seen each other all day."
    s "Put on a bathing suit like the rest of the girls. What’s the point in having a student teacher if I can’t discreetly stare at her body in contrast to all of the students during a field trip to the beach?"
    ima "You ain’t missing much, buddy. I might be in my twenties, but even I’m outpaced by some of these bright, young stars. "
    s "Speaking of “bright young stars” who outpace you in the growth department, have you seen Yumi around?"

    scene beachmasseven21
    with dissolve

    ima "Yumi?! Nope! Hahah! Haven’t seen her all day! What a crazy thing you’d just ask me out of nowhere, Senpai! Like {i}I’d{/i} have any idea where Yumi is! Pfft!"
    s "..."
    ima "..."
    s "You didn’t...kill her, did you?"

    scene beachmasseven22
    with dissolve

    ima "Nope! No murderers in this room! Least...not to my knowledge!"
    s "Then...are you two secretly fucking?"

    scene beachmasseven23
    with dissolve

    ima "Bruh. Come on. Why would you even ask that?"
    s "Because you’re being “sus” as hell right now and I am going to get to the bottom of it."
    ima "Did you seriously just “sus” me?"
    s "You’re not the only young and vibrant teacher around here, Imani. Now, tell me where Yumi is or I’m going to demote you to school janitor."

    scene beachmasseven24
    with dissolve
    play sound "slidedoor.mp3"

    ima "You’d really send me off to my death just like that? There’s no way I’d be able to dodge Ayane’s absurdly good dodgeball skills. Besides, you don’t even have the {i}right{/i} to demote me."
    ima "And if anything, {i}you’d{/i} probably be the one getting demoted since all of the staff likes me and you’re just known as the creepy guy with really entrancing eyes."
    no "I do find myself getting lost in them rather often."

    scene beachmasseven25
    with dissolve

    ima "Oh, Nodoka. You’re an omniscient weirdo. Do {i}you{/i} have any idea where Yumi is? Because if so, Sensei wants to know. And if not, be careful yo. She could strike again at any moment."
    no "I’m afraid I haven’t seen her. Which is quite unfortunate as I was hoping to get a better look at her body in a more...exposed state than normal."

    "Certainly wouldn’t be the first time."

    ima "You’re wild. I’m not sure if my lust could ever survive through having the shit kicked out of me. But hey, hate sex is a thing and why am I talking about this with a student?"
    s "Nodoka is barely a student when she’s light years smarter than both of us."
    no "That’s right. I know {i}all{/i} about hate sex, so please feel free to continue talking about it and don’t pay me any mind if I begin softly moaning underneath my breath."

    scene beachmasseven26
    with dissolve

    ima "Welp, there you have it, Senpai. Nobody’s got any idea where Yumi is. And if you just so happen to find her, don’t bring me up. Understood?"
    s "You really are fucking her, aren’t you?"
    ima "That might be preferable to our current situation because at least I’d have some sort of {i}control{/i} in a relationship like that."
    s "Got it. You owe money to the Yakuza."
    ima "Sure. Let’s just go with that."

    scene beachmasseven27
    with dissolve

    no "Why are you looking for Yumi, exactly? Is there anything {i}I{/i} could help with?"
    no "Perhaps the three of us could-"
    s "Nope. I’m good."
    no "But you haven’t even let me finish. And you know for a fact I’d let {i}you{/i} finish, Sensei."
    ima "Was that {i}supposed{/i} to sound lewd? Or-"
    no "I’d let you finish {i}all over me.{/i}"
    ima "Well, that answers that question."
    s "Just leave Yumi alone, Nodoka. Haven’t you already done enough?"

    scene beachmasseven28
    with dissolve

    ima "Isn’t it the other way around? Yumi’s the one who knocked Nodoka on her ass. Nodoka didn’t do shit."
    s "There might be more to that story than you think."
    ima "You saying that public apology was all for shits and gigs then? "
    s "Public apology? What public apology?"
    no "The heartfelt and moving speech Yumi gave in front of the classroom that ultimately allowed her to rejoin the class. Surely you haven’t forgotten such a touching moment, have you?"

    "Did...something like that really happen between Halloween and now? "
    "I’ve got...no way of knowing what sort of changes Yumi went through ever since she was suspended, but...there’s no way she’d ever do something like that on her own, is there?"
    "Does Nodoka have something {i}else{/i} on her now, too?"

    s "Must have just...slipped my mind."
    no "Oh?..."
    ima "Well slip it back into normal gear or whatever cause she’s still on thin ice. And, if you do find some kinda dirt on her, bring it to me first so I can even our playing field again."
    s "Just what the hell is going on between you two?"
    ima "Oh, you know. Just sex stuff. Don’t think too much about it. And again...{i}dirt, please.{/i}"

    scene beachmasseven29
    with dissolve

    "Imani and Nodoka step away from a brightly decorated Christmas tree as I am finally faced with the reality that it truly is “the” holiday season."
    "And judging by the fact that Maya and Ayane are already casually hanging out at a table in front of a {i}second{/i} Christmas tree, I assume they’ve accepted it as well."
    "Ami, too — who has either forgotten that Ami time exists or has simply respawned into her typical group of girls after mysteriously vanishing earlier."
    "I stare down at the stack of presents and-"

    noodles "CAW! (We meet again, Father.)"
    s "Okay. I guess this is happening now."
    noodles "CAW! (This moment of splendor will be temporary. Savor it while it lasts. For it is only in moments like these that we can truly appreciate the wonders of life.)"
    noodles "CAW! (But as those wonders fade and you come face to face with the unkind reflection of your mutilated self, remember-)"
    noodles "CAW! (Some things are not always as they seem.)"
    noodles "CAW! (And there will always be a place for you shrouded in wires and surrounded by salt.)"
    s "Noodles, why are you even here?"
    noodles "CAW! (Reconnaissance.)"
    s "And where is Tsuneyo?"
    mo "That’s what I’d like to know!"

    scene beachmasseven30
    with dissolve

    mo "Sir, I’ve been looking all over for the Kendo Princess and I’ve yet to uncover even the faintest trace of her essence."
    mo "Have you, perchance, stumbled across her in your journeys? Perhaps with a large, yellow exclamation point over her head?"
    s "Is she giving out quests now?"
    mo "It’s possible. She-"

    scene beachmasseven31
    with dissolve

    mo "Wait, why did you know what that meant?"
    s "I..."
    s "I’m not really sure."
    mo "Sir...have you secretly been an otaku this whole time?"
    s "Absolutely not. But I’ll keep an eye out for Tsuneyo and will let her know you’re looking for her if I bump into her."
    mo "I appreciate that, Sir. The reward I have to offer you will not be great as this is merely a side quest-"

    scene beachmasseven32
    with dissolve

    mo "But, perhaps there is something I could make to go along with last year’s Christmas present...which I see you’re still wearing."
    s "Indeed I am. It’s one of my three favorite shirts."
    mo "And it brightens my day to hear you say that."
    mo "Now, if you’ll please excuse me, I have agreed to partake in a treacherous ritual where myself and several other girls will go around in a circle revealing secrets about ourselves and making bad decisions."
    s "Oh, good. It wouldn’t really be a beach trip unless something terrible happened to at least one of the interpersonal relationships in this class."
    mo "Right you are, Sir! And here's hoping that person is not me for the second year in a row!"

    scene beachmasseven29
    with dissolve

    "Molly makes her way back to the table and-"

    r "Sensei!"

    scene beachmasseven33
    with dissolve

    "Okay. I guess Rin is here now."

    r "Sensei, have you seen Futaba anywhere?"
    r "I’m pretty sure I pissed her off by spending so much time on my phone and she doesn’t {i}have{/i} a girlfriend so she didn’t {i}bring{/i} her phone with her and now I can’t apologize."
    s "Wow, everyone’s just missing tonight, huh?"
    r "Who else is missing?"
    s "Yumi...Tsuneyo...Futaba...And come to think of it, I haven’t see Otoha around either."

    scene beachmasseven34
    with dissolve

    r "Kind of hard to see somebody who didn’t come in the first place."
    s "What? Why isn’t she here? You’re not fighting again, are you?"
    r "We’ve barely {i}stopped{/i} fighting since Halloween."
    r "So in a sense, I guess it’s kind of {i}good{/i} that she didn’t come because this would be prime “Let’s dump Rin” territory and I doubt she’d do something like that over the phone."
    r "But also, I {i}want{/i} her to be here so we can finally stop all this arguing and just make out or something."
    s "Fine. If you {i}really{/i} want someone to make out with, I-"

    scene beachmasseven35
    with dissolve

    r "I can’t joke about that anymore. I’m sorry."
    s "Who said I’m-"
    r "Please don’t. Things are complicated enough as-is."
    s "My bad. But yeah, I’ll keep an eye out for Futaba. Especially since it seems like it is now my duty to go round all of the missing people up in one leisurely stroll around the beach."
    s "Want to come with me?"
    r "Me? Thanks but no thanks. I’m going to continue sulking in the bedroom. Just tell her I’m sorry if you see her, okay? I get not wanting to hang out with me. I kinda suck right now."
    s "Just stop sucking and you won’t have any problems anymore."

    scene beachmasseven36
    with dissolve

    r "I’ll get right on that. Thanks for the pep talk, Dad."
    r "Enjoy your leisurely walk down the beach and make sure to hold Futaba’s hand if you guys wind up romantically walking back here together."
    r "It’ll be a good substitute for the Christmas present you totally didn’t get her."
    s "How about I just have sex with her instead?"
    r "How about I pretend I didn’t hear that and go back to blinding myself with blue light in a dark room?"
    s "Wait, one last thing."
    r "What?"
    s "Is your mom coming?"

    scene beachmasseven29
    with dissolve

    r "Goodnight, Sensei."
    s "Because if not, I can make her."
    r "You and what vagina?"

    scene black
    with dissolve2
    play sound "slidedoor.mp3"

    "As Rin disappears back into the bedroom away from the comfort of all of her friends, I set out on yet another soon-to-be fruitless journey."
    "And while there’s no guarantee I’ll find any of the three people I have been tasked with finding (One being a task I set myself) I can at least make sure I’m not around when things inside inevitably start cracking."
    "That sort of thing always happens around here. And it happens even {i}faster{/i} when I’m present."
    "And so my early Christmas gift will be minding my own business for most...while figuring out a way to get {i}involved{/i} in the business of those who I think actually {i}need{/i} it."
    "The ones who are missing-"

    scene beachmasseven37
    with dissolve2

    sa "{i}Hngh! Mmm!....Mmf!{/i}"
    sa "{i}Mmf...no...I have...ngh! I have...to stay...quiet!{/i}"
    s "..."

    "The ones who are missing are the ones who need me the most."

    sa "{i}Ahh.......haaaah!{/i}"

    "But..."
    "Maybe not all of them."

    scene black
    with dissolve2

    $ renpy.end_replay()
    $ beachmas7 = True

    "........."
    "......"
    "..."

    jump beachmas8

label beachmas8:
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Code that triggers this event

File: (install folder)\game\chap3.rpy

Code:

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u "I’ll say. Christmas is fun enough on its own, but pairing it with our yearly beach trip? I ain’t had this much fun since the first Dorm Wars."
    s "Did you not enjoy the second one?"
    u "No, I had fun. And this'll probably sound a little ironic, but...it was just kind of exhausting not being able to act like myself the full time, you know?"
    u "Feel like even Io had more fun than me and I’m not even sure if Io realizes that fun {i}exists{/i} yet."
    s "Yeah, where is she by the way? I’m surprised you two aren’t together."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo22
    with dissolve

    u "Io? She wandered off a little while ago to look for shade or somethin’ since she didn’t want to go swimming with me."
    s "That sounds about right. You sure you don’t want to go looking for her, though? I wouldn’t mind helping. It’s not like I have anything else going on."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo23
    with dissolve

    u "Uhh...we don’t...{i}have{/i} to go look for her..."
    u "If you, like...just want to hang out together...or something?"
    s "..."
    u "..."
    s "Are you coming on to me right now?"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo24
    with dissolve

    u "Dunno. Are you coming on {i}me{/i} right now?"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo25
    with hpunch

    u "On {i}to.{/i}"
    s "..."
    u "Coming “on to” me..."
    u "That’s what I said."
    s "..."
    u "If you thought you heard something else, you didn’t."
    s "..."
    u "I said “on to.”"
    s "..."
    u "Sensei, please don’t do this to me."
    s "Do you want me to cum on you, Uta?"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo26
    with hpunch

    u "No cumming until Christmas is over! It’s against the rules!"
    s "Uta, if there is anything I know about beach vacations, it is that that rule is going to be broken by the end of the day whether you like it or not."
    u "Nuh-uh!"
    s "It is."
    u "It won’t!"
    s "Uta-"
    u "No cumming on Christmas!"

    play sound "static.mp3"
    scene iosawsomethingtoo27
    with flash
    stop sound

    sa "Hah! Hah! Hah! Why?! Why does this...keep happening?!"
    sa "What...hah! Is...going on...with me?!"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo28
    with hpunch

    i "Oh my god! Jesus fucking Christ, what the hell are you doing in here?!"

    play sound "static.mp3"
    scene iosawsomethingtoo29
    with flash
    stop sound

    sa "I! Uh! What?!"
    i "Oh my god, my eyes! They burn! It hurts! Someone call a medic!"
    sa "L...Leave?!"
    i "Where is the door?!"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo30
    with hpunch

    sa "THE SAME PLACE IT WAS WHEN YOU WALKED IN?!"
    i "Why didn’t you lock it?!"
    sa "I DID!"
    i "Then how did I get in?!"
    sa "IDON’TKNOWBUTIDON’TWANTTOTALKABOUTITSOPLEASELEAVE!!!!!"

    scene black
    with dissolve

    i "Maybe don’t do that sort of thing in a fucking public restroom next time, you psychopath!"
    sa "I LOCKED THE DOOR!"
    i "THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT ANY BETTER! AND ALSO, YOU DIDN’T!"
    sa "JUST GO!"

    $ renpy.end_replay()
    $ beachmas6 = True

    "........."
    "......"
    "..."

    jump beachmas7
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