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Part of event chain The Chains That Bind

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File: (install folder)\game\chap3.rpy

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label beachmas6:
    scene iosawsomethingtoo1
    with dissolve2

    ya "..."
    ay "..."
    sa "Um..."
    ay "Is something wrong, Yasu? It’s not like you to just wander into a conversation two people are having and just- actually, no. That is exactly like you."
    ay "But that doesn’t make it any less concerning."
    ya "What should be concerning to everyone is the alluring fragrance of a nearby angel and the wonderful luck it will bring to all of us."
    sa "Umm..."
    ay "Don’t get me wrong, I do think Sana smells nice. But I’m not really sure if I’d call it good luck. "
    ay "The angel part is spot on, though. Isn't she great?"
    ya "It is not {i}her{/i} that smells like heaven. The scent comes from the thoughts she thinks and the things that she will see behind closed doors."
    sa "Yasu...you’re scaring me..."
    ya "How do you hold it all in? Does it not eat away it you? Does it not make you {i}sweat?{/i}"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo2
    with dissolve
    play music "lifeismostlygood.mp3"

    sa "A...Ayane? Can you...maybe do something?..."
    ay "I’m not really sure what I {i}can{/i} do. I’ve tried Touka’s “boop” tactic on Yasu seven times and it’s had no effect. I’m pretty sure the only one who can actually influence her behavior is Touka."
    ya "That is simply not true. All of my actions are predetermined by God Almighty and the only one who can puppet this fragile body of mine is Him."
    ya "But I am not the sole vessel here being puppeted. Isn’t that right, Sana?"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo3
    with dissolve

    sa "I...really don’t...have any idea what...you’re talking about..."
    ya "Then why is the sound of your heartbeat resonating throughout my blessed ears? Why does the blood pool in your face?"
    ya "You know these answers, yet conceal them as you’re afraid of the way you feel."
    ya "{i}Indulge.{/i} You are {i}free{/i} unlike me. You can let them {i}in.{/i}"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo4
    with dissolve

    sa "L...Let {i}who{/i} in?! I don’t understand!"
    ya "The ones who make you feel this way in the first place."
    sa "Feel {i}what{/i} way?! I feel...t-t-t-totally normal! There are no...angels or...weird feelings here!"
    ya "Liar."
    ya "Liar."
    ya "Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. "

    scene iosawsomethingtoo5
    with dissolve

    sa "Ayane! Help!"
    ay "Yasu, maybe it would be best if you ran along and looked for Touka? I think Sana would rather be alone right now."
    ya "Yes. I also think Sana should be {i}alone{/i} right now. For it is only in the deepest bouts of loneliness that we unmask ourselves. And I can feel her desire to tear that mask off {i}dripping{/i} from her tiny body."
    sa "D-Desire doesn’t...drip! It doesn’t do anything! It’s...invisible!"
    ya "Maybe to everyone else. But to some of us, it’s fully tangible."
    ya "And if it was not a sin to do so, I could reach out...and curl my tiny fingers around your {i}desires{/i} right now."
    ya "Why are you still here?"
    sa "Because I’m scared and I can’t move!"
    ay "Yasu...take a hint, please..."
    ya "{i}Do it.{/i} "
    ya "{i}God wants to watch.{/i}"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo6
    with dissolve

    sa "O...On second thought...I’m...umm...isn’t it...really hot out today?! "
    sa "M...Maybe it would...be best if I...went and took a break somewhere?...Like...somewhere...far away from Yasu..."
    ya "Hehehehehhhehehhhheheh~"
    ya "Drip. Drip. Drip."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo7
    with dissolve

    sa "Okay! Bye!"
    ya "Now...I’m only nineteen more good deeds away from earning my daily angel point."
    ya "Enjoy the show, Father. I hope it’s as nostalgic as you want it to be."
    ay "Are you happy now, Yasu? You scared her away."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo8
    with dissolve

    ya "Hm? Scared who away?"
    ya "Where is Touka? And why do my legs feel all wobbly?"
    ay "You know what...forget it. I hope your angel point was worth it."
    ay "Now, if you’ll excuse me, I should go find the girl you just traumatized and-"
    ya "No. We should stay here and talk instead. Tragedy is sure to come if we do not."
    ay "Tragedy?"
    ya "We will all be sent back if He remains unsatisfied."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo9
    with dissolve

    ay "Sent...back {i}how?...{/i}"
    ya "That’s a good question...I don’t really know..."
    ya "I am better at listening than interpreting. It sometimes makes me do things the wrong way. It forces me to utter the incorrect words."
    ya "But I’m being told that you should already know the answer to that."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo10
    with dissolve

    ay "Told by...who?..."
    ya "..."
    ay "..."
    ay "Yasu?..."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo11
    with dissolve2
    stop music fadeout 5.0

    ya "You can meet Him if you want."
    ya "He’s not very far."
    ya "All you have to do is follow the lights."
    ya "Can you see them?"
    ya "There are four. But only one is bright enough to be seen in the dark."
    ay "I...probably shouldn’t be going out of my way to meet strangers or...gods I’m not really familiar with."
    ya "Not even if it can bring you one step closer to what it is you want?"
    ay "And...And what is it I {i}want{/i} exactly?"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo12
    with dissolve2

    ya "To take her place."
    ay "..."
    ay "No..."
    ay "No, that’s not what I-"
    ya "Blink and you will see Him."

    play sound "static.mp3"
    scene minigod1 with flash
    scene minigod2 with flash
    scene minigod3 with flash
    scene minigod1 with flash
    scene minigod2 with flash
    scene minigod3 with flash
    scene iosawsomethingtoo13 with flash
    stop sound
    play music "lifeismostlygood.mp3"

    u "Sensei! Heya! Whatcha doing all by your lonesome?"
    s "Nothing really. I thought it was Ami time, but she kind of just vanished and I have no idea where she went."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo14
    with dissolve

    u "What’s Ami time? Is that what it’s called when she grinds out love points and stretches that number one harem lead of hers into an even {i}bigger{/i} lead?"
    s "Why is Ami still in first place? There has to be someone I’m not related to that would make a better more socially acceptable candidate for that."
    u "Beats me, but it sounds like she’s the only one who’s got a dedicated time named after her. Can’t remember the last instance of “Uta time.”"
    s "I will gladly spend the rest of my life in Uta time. You’re the only one preventing that from happening."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo15
    with dissolve

    u "Oh, stop...you’d get bored of me sooner than ya think...then it would be right back to the drawing board."
    u "Plus, long distance calls can get pretty expensive this time of year and there’d just be {i}way{/i} too many calls I’d need to make if we really {i}did{/i} do something like that."
    s "If I need to pay one more phone bill to get into your pants, I will gladly do it."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo16
    with dissolve

    u "Hahah...hah...and yet you returned my underwear..."
    s "Did you...want me to keep them?"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo17
    with dissolve

    u "Wha- obviously not! I just figured that the {i}real{/i} move if you were so dead set on perving out on me would be to keep them to yourself and never tell me about it!"
    u "Getting something like that back from a guy is kind of insulting, you know!"
    s "Sorry. I didn’t realize how experienced you were when it came to lending out underwear."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo18
    with dissolve

    u "That, uhh..."
    u "It kinda stings a little when you put it that way, you know?..."
    s "I didn’t mean anything by it, Uta."

    "Nor did I acknowledge the possibility that my throwaway joke would have been an actual possibility for her, but...I guess there’s still a lot I don’t know about her past."
    "And a lot I’m in no rush to find out."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo19
    with dissolve

    u "Yeah! I...I know! I guess I’m just still kind of embarrassed about the whole...you carrying my underwear home with you and...and then washing them and then...bringing them back to my dorm...thing."

    "Not washing them wasn’t really an option after the mileage I got out of them."

    u "But uhh...back to things that...{i}don’t{/i} make me feel all horrible inside...Christmas! Right?!"
    s "Right...Christmas."

    "I do my best to throw Uta a life raft and abandon further embarrassing her even when I know that continuing to press her on the matter could land her in my arms by the end of the night."
    "Because, as enticing as it is to contemplate the idea of a fun-sized, yet {i}surprisingly{/i} well-endowed, maid bouncing up and down on my dick in the ekiben position, I have grown past that."
    "And I now find myself, more often than not, thinking about how the recipient of my manhood will feel for a second or two before ultimately abandoning that idea altogether and continuing to press them anyway."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo20
    with dissolve

    u "Are you, like...excited for the party and stuff?"
    s "..."

    "{s}{b}BEFORE CONTINUING TO PRESS THEM ANYWAY{/b}{/s}"

    s "..."

    "Ugh..."
    "I miss the me who didn’t actually care about these girls."

    s "As excited as I can be, I guess. Christmas isn’t really my kind of holiday."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo21
    with dissolve

    u "What {i}is{/i} your kind of holiday, then? You seemed pretty energetic during Halloween. Is that it?"
    s "Probably. Crazy to believe that was nearly two months ago, right?"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo22
    with dissolve

    u "You think so? Seems about right to me. But all things considered, I guess stuff {i}has{/i} been kinda anticlimactic since then."
    u "Feel like you haven’t even really come to the maid cafe at all either. Somethin’ going on at home that you wanna talk about? Does it have to do with Ami time?"
    s "Not unless Ami has the ability to manipulate time at will and decided she didn’t want to wait any longer for Christmas. Which, you know...fair."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo21
    with dissolve

    u "I’ll say. Christmas is fun enough on its own, but pairing it with our yearly beach trip? I ain’t had this much fun since the first Dorm Wars."
    s "Did you not enjoy the second one?"
    u "No, I had fun. And this'll probably sound a little ironic, but...it was just kind of exhausting not being able to act like myself the full time, you know?"
    u "Feel like even Io had more fun than me and I’m not even sure if Io realizes that fun {i}exists{/i} yet."
    s "Yeah, where is she by the way? I’m surprised you two aren’t together."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo22
    with dissolve

    u "Io? She wandered off a little while ago to look for shade or somethin’ since she didn’t want to go swimming with me."
    s "That sounds about right. You sure you don’t want to go looking for her, though? I wouldn’t mind helping. It’s not like I have anything else going on."

    scene iosawsomethingtoo23
    with dissolve

    u "Uhh...we don’t...{i}have{/i} to go look for her..."
    u "If you, like...just want to hang out together...or something?"
    s "..."
    u "..."
    s "Are you coming on to me right now?"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo24
    with dissolve

    u "Dunno. Are you coming on {i}me{/i} right now?"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo25
    with hpunch

    u "On {i}to.{/i}"
    s "..."
    u "Coming “on to” me..."
    u "That’s what I said."
    s "..."
    u "If you thought you heard something else, you didn’t."
    s "..."
    u "I said “on to.”"
    s "..."
    u "Sensei, please don’t do this to me."
    s "Do you want me to cum on you, Uta?"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo26
    with hpunch

    u "No cumming until Christmas is over! It’s against the rules!"
    s "Uta, if there is anything I know about beach vacations, it is that that rule is going to be broken by the end of the day whether you like it or not."
    u "Nuh-uh!"
    s "It is."
    u "It won’t!"
    s "Uta-"
    u "No cumming on Christmas!"

    play sound "static.mp3"
    scene iosawsomethingtoo27
    with flash
    stop sound

    sa "Hah! Hah! Hah! Why?! Why does this...keep happening?!"
    sa "What...hah! Is...going on...with me?!"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo28
    with hpunch

    i "Oh my god! Jesus fucking Christ, what the hell are you doing in here?!"

    play sound "static.mp3"
    scene iosawsomethingtoo29
    with flash
    stop sound

    sa "I! Uh! What?!"
    i "Oh my god, my eyes! They burn! It hurts! Someone call a medic!"
    sa "L...Leave?!"
    i "Where is the door?!"

    scene iosawsomethingtoo30
    with hpunch

    sa "THE SAME PLACE IT WAS WHEN YOU WALKED IN?!"
    i "Why didn’t you lock it?!"
    sa "I DID!"
    i "Then how did I get in?!"
    sa "IDON’TKNOWBUTIDON’TWANTTOTALKABOUTITSOPLEASELEAVE!!!!!"

    scene black
    with dissolve

    i "Maybe don’t do that sort of thing in a fucking public restroom next time, you psychopath!"
    sa "I LOCKED THE DOOR!"
    i "THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT ANY BETTER! AND ALSO, YOU DIDN’T!"
    sa "JUST GO!"

    $ renpy.end_replay()
    $ beachmas6 = True

    "........."
    "......"
    "..."

    jump beachmas7

label beachmas7:
...

Code that triggers this event

File: (install folder)\game\chap3.rpy

Code:

...
mi "I don’t really think I’m supposed to be tellin’ anybody. That kinda thing paints a target on your back ‘round these parts."
    mi "But as long as you don’t go around tellin’ anyone else, I don’t think it’ll be a problem. Only you and Makoto know right now."
    ki "Miku, what the fuck?"

    scene norikoinvitexmas22
    with dissolve

    mi "I don’t really see what the big deal is with other people knowin’, but if it keeps Sensei outta trouble and my kneecaps still workin’, that’s enough for me."
    ki "So, like...are you saying {i}you{/i} wouldn’t get pissed off hearing about somebody {i}else{/i} making moves on the guy you like?"

    scene norikoinvitexmas23
    with dissolve

    mi "Mm-mm. Makoto’s liked Sensei way longer than I have and I’d be super happy if he ever decided to make her his girlfriend. I just also want to be that too. I think. I’m not really sure."
    ki "Then...say if someone like me were to also...you know..."
    mi "Kiss Sensei?"

    scene norikoinvitexmas24
    with dissolve

    ki "Or do...{i}more...{/i}"
    mi "More?"
    ki "Yeah...like..."

    scene norikoinvitexmas25
    with dissolve

    mi "Wait, did he do that fingering thing on you too?"
    ki "What the fuck is going on right now?!"
    mi "Isn’t it, like...really weird? But also kind of amazing? Unless you guys haven’t done that yet. But if not, you’ve gotta try it. He’s {i}really{/i} good."
    mi "Not like I’ve got anythin’ to compare it to, but still. "
    ki "Sensei...has fingered you?"
    mi "Yeah. A bunch of times. It's friggin' awesome."

    if kirinlust30 == True:
        scene norikoinvitexmas26
        with dissolve

        ki "So all of that...shit I felt at the end of the Dorm Wars...was for nothing?"
        mi "What happened at the end of the Dorm Wars? I don’t really remember anything after-"

    else:
        ki "How am I only finding out about this right now?"
        mi "Idunno. Guess I’m just really good at keepin’ secrets."
        mi "This what they call bein’ a side-piece? Cause it ain’t half bad."

    scene norikoinvitexmas27
    with dissolve

    ki "You two haven’t...had sex yet, have you?"
    mi "Sex? The whole shabang? You crazy? You have any idea how big that thing is, Kirin? Fingers are one thing, but I ain’t about to let Sensei shove his whole forearm up there."
    mi "Ain’t no way I’m ready for that. Nuh-uh. Nope."

    scene norikoinvitexmas28
    with dissolve

    ki "Oh, thank god. You’re not {i}entirely{/i} corrupted yet."
    mi "I mean...it might just {i}feel{/i} bigger than it actually is since I ain’t ever technically {i}seen{/i} it...but from what I felt back during Halloween a few years ago...no way. I like bein’ able to walk."

    scene norikoinvitexmas29
    with dissolve

    ki "Miku...between you and me..."
    ki "{i}It looks even bigger than it feels. You’ve gotta see it up close.{/i}"

    scene norikoinvitexmas30
    with dissolve

    mi "Ah! I knew all that experience you’re always talkin’ about came from somewhere! I just always thought it was random guys you met in town and not our teacher!"

    scene norikoinvitexmas31
    with dissolve

    ki "Miku, I’m not going to have sex with random guys I meet in town! Even I’m better than that!"
    mi "You’re only sayin’ that cause there ain’t any guys around! And wait a minute, you put that thing {i}inside{/i} of you?!"

    scene norikoinvitexmas32
    with dissolve

    ki "SHH! Someone’s going to hear you!"
    mi "How can you still walk?!"
    mi "Wait a minute! Is that why you were gonna quit the soccer team?! Because Sensei messed up your-"

    scene norikoinvitexmas33
    with dissolve

    ki "Stop yelling about it like that! It’s embarrassing!"

    scene black
    with dissolve2
    stop music fadeout 20.0

    "........."
    "......"
    "..."

    $ renpy.end_replay()
    $ beachmas5 = True

    jump beachmas6
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