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Part of event chain The Way it Scatters
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File: (install folder)\game\chap3.rpy
Code:
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label dormwartwo11:
scene maidwar1
with dissolve2
play music "maidcafe.mp3"
ima "Goooooood morning Vietnaaaaaam! And by Vietnam, I mean Kumon-mi because I’m realizing now that none of you understood that reference."
ima "But that’s fine because you’ll only be paying minimal attention to me while two of our most antisocial students duke it out to see which one of them is best at being the complete opposite of themselves!"
ima "Special thanks once again to the Produce Delivery Administration and the Tsukioka Foundation for sponsoring the event, as well as...whatever the name of Uta’s maid cafe is!"
u "There is no need for a name when we exist in the shadows."
ima "You say, despite the giant sign out front advertising that there is a maid cafe here!"
u "A sign is but a symbol of what can never be."
ima "The things you’re saying make less and less sense as the days go by so either you’re running out of steam or have suddenly become the world’s worst method actor."
mo "Ahh, yes. Spoken like someone who has never seen Suicide Squad."
ima "Well, apologies for having {i}taste,{/i} Molly! But before this devolves into a debate about movies, let’s get back to the method acting thing!"
scene maidwar2
with dissolve
ima "Folks, being a maid is more than just ketchup and cumshots-"
u "Not that type of cafe."
ima "It’s about embodying the role of someone who lives for the sole purpose of someone else!"
ima "And while it has become eerily apparent to me that that combination of words already describes a good half of you in regard to my Senpai, it’s not enough! For maids have an element of cuteness as well!"
c "Imani, are you saying some of us aren’t cute?"
scene maidwar3
with dissolve
ima "I’m saying some of you have evolved {i}past{/i} cuteness and are now extremely sexualized, anthropomorphized animals! "
c "Aww! Come over here and let me lick you."
ima "Do not tempt me with a good time!"
ima "Like, seriously. These last two days have been rough."
ima "But that’s enough of me since I’m sure you’re all raring to go!"
ima "In just a few short minutes, both of our competitors should be ready and we can kick things off. "
ima "So for now...sit back, relax, and enjoy the complimentary tea and breakfast!"
scene black
with dissolve2
"Imani’s speech comes to an end and I lean back in my chair, awaiting a day I didn’t think would ever come- seeing Maya in a maid costume."
"Of course I’m excited to be waited on by Io as well but, apparently, she’s going to stay in her butler costume and play {i}that{/i} role instead of the traditional maid."
"Either way, I have entrusted my wallet to Futaba for the rest of the morning so as to not tempt me into immediately emptying its contents in front of whoever goes first."
"Which, if we’re deciding based on whoever the first one out of the locker room is, will be Io."
scene maidwar4
with dissolve2
i "Morning. "
i "Sorry for not wearing a dress. Dresses look stupid on me and make me remember that I have a vagina. Which is a thing I probably shouldn’t be saying out loud, but...anyway, hi. Io here."
s "You seem nervous?"
i "Yeah. I’ve got pills that are supposed to take care of that, but Uta said I’ve been taking too many lately and that they might affect my, uhh...{i}performance.{/i}"
s "Was that supposed to sound sexual in nature or no?"
i "No. It wasn’t. But if thinking it was brings me closer to winning, that’s fine. "
i "Because, even if I can’t stand the vast majority of my floor, having you with me, uhh...wherever it is you wind up being forced to sleep...will sort of counteract that."
i "Should I have sucked it up and worn the dress after all? I feel like that’s a thing I should have done. Just tell me to go get changed and I’ll do it."
s "You’re fine the way you are. Don’t worry about it."
i "We both know that’s a lie, but thank you anyway."
u "Psst...the wind blows...in this general direction..."
i "..."
s "..."
s "I think Uta wants you."
i "Just ignore her. She’ll go away."
u "PSSSSST!!!"
scene maidwar5
with dissolve
i "Ugh! What do you want?!"
scene black
with dissolve2
"Uta pulls Io aside to, most likely, give her some form of pep talk before the competition begins."
"Either that or the two of them have a secret, lesbian relationship with one another and Uta simply couldn’t wait to get her hands on her best friend anymore."
"Which is fair and better than the first thing I imagined, so that’s what I’m going to go with instead."
m "Oh, good. You’re already thinking of something disgusting and you haven’t even seen me yet. Wonderful."
scene maidwar6
with dissolve
s "Stop reading my- oh boy."
m "Yes. I am adorable. Thank you for noticing."
s "I think you were born to wear that outfit."
m "That’s actually very funny since wearing it makes me wish I was never born at all."
s "I’m surprised you even agreed to this. I figured you’d just take the loss if it meant embarrassing yourself in front of me."
m "I am not {i}embarrassing{/i} myself. Something like this is well within my capabilities. "
m "What irritates me is the fact that I must do it for {i}you{/i} and the inevitable plethora of jokes you will make about it in the future."
s "If I’m not too busy masturbating, you mean."
scene maidwar7
with dissolve
m "You’re disgusting. But I don’t blame you. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and I was aware of the consequences when I signed on."
m "Fortunately for you, my victory will be ensured by the month worth of buffet tickets Ayane has promised me in exchange for it. "
s "Just make sure you’re extra nice to me. I don’t like tsundere maids."
scene maidwar8
with dissolve
m "You will like whatever I tell you to like and that’s final."
s "Have you met Niki yet? Because I think you two might have more in common than you think."
m "Yeah. Me too."
ima "Maya! Io! Gather round because shit’s about to take off!"
scene black
with dissolve2
"........."
"......"
"..."
scene maidwar9
with dissolve2
ima "The rules are plain and simple. Whoever is a better maid...or butler...wins."
ima "We’re going to set this up in a sort of...wheel around the service worker system. So you two will take turns getting short bursts of service in before swapping places."
ima "We’ll be using the order you two came out of the locker room in to determine who goes first, so...Io. You’re up."
i "Shit. What if I went back in there and then came out again? Would that put me at the back of the order?"
u "Go, you must. And butler, you shall."
ima "There are no strict rules determining what is and isn’t good maid-slash-butlering, so use your knowledge of Sensei to better suit his exact needs and desires."
m "Right. But what are we supposed to do if we want to keep our clothes {i}on?{/i}"
ima "Accept defeat, I guess? Beats me. But I ain’t judging this one! So, without further ado..."
scene black
with dissolve
ima "Io...attack!"
"Io steels herself and tries to calm her nerves. "
"Of course, she fails miserably. But Uta is there to give her yet another pep talk (Without any secret lesbian contact, as far as I can tell) before she sighs heavily and makes her way over to my table..."
"........."
"......"
"..."
scene maidwar10
with dissolve2
i "Welcome back to...Unnamed Cafe, Young Master. "
i "It will be my pleasure to...assist you with all of your...clothed desires this fine after...morning. Not afternoon. It’s morning now."
s "It certainly is."
i "Could I perhaps interest you in a spot of...omelet? Or tea? Which is what I probably should have brought over here, but..."
i "Omelet?"
s "Sure. I was just about to order that anyway. Great predictive thinking, Io."
scene maidwar11
with dissolve
i "O...Of course, Young Master! It is my greatest pleasure to always be of clothed service to you."
i "So if there is anything else I can do to-"
ima "Time! Maya, go!"
scene maidwar12
with dissolve
s "What? Already?"
i "Oh, thank god. Are we done? Is that it?"
m "Does my presence disturb you, {i}Master?{/i} Would you like me to retrieve your previous servant?"
m "Or are you going to shut up and let me win my buffet tickets?"
s "I want Io back. Bring me the butler."
ima "Maya, out! Io in!"
scene maidwar13
with dissolve
i "What?! Again?! And where did I get this second omelet?!"
u "Never question the mystery omelet."
scene maidwar14
with dissolve
i "Uhh...hi! I guess things didn’t work out with Maya or something, so...here I am! Your...maid...ler."
s "..."
i "Uhh..."
i "Io out. Maya in?"
scene maidwar15
with dissolve
m "Hah..."
i "Woah, it actually worked."
s "Not to be rude, but you two are pretty fucking bad at this."
m "Maybe you’re just a bad customer? Constantly swapping out maids and butlers like they’re socks...who exactly do you think you are?"
s "I specifically told you I didn’t want a tsundere maid."
scene maidwar16
with dissolve
m "You did? Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry. I was just so blinded by how happy I was to see you that I must have completely forgotten."
s "Go on..."
m "With what? You already have your entree. My job here is done. "
s "I mean...you could always get me a drink?"
m "Maya out. Io in."
scene maidwar17
with dissolve
i "Hi! Io again! And I brought a drink this time! Look!"
i "That makes the score two points for Io and zero points for Maya. Do I win yet?"
s "Go back to talking like a butler. You’re just talking like Io right now."
scene maidwar18
with dissolve
i "Understood, Young Master. Of course Io would not be good enough for you. You deserve only the most attentive of servants, and I am but a lowly peon meant to do your bidding."
i "Again, clothed."
s "Io out. Uta-chan in."
scene maidwar19
with dissolve
u "Yes, Master?"
scene maidwar20
with hpunch
u "Wait, you tricked me! I’m not supposed to be up here!"
s "Don’t leave. I need you."
u "Uta-chan out! Maya in!"
scene maidwar21
with dissolve
m "Hi."
s "This is the worst contest yet."
m "I actually quite like this format. It means I never have to see you for more than several seconds at a time."
m "It’s extremely ideal for me."
s "Would it kill you to at least {i}try{/i} and be nice?"
m "Probably. Maya out again. Io in."
scene maidwar22
with dissolve
i "Are you also starting to get dizzy?"
s "A little. But maybe if you have a sip of the drink I didn’t order and the omelet I haven’t been able to touch yet, some of that nausea will go away?"
i "Do you have any idea how long this has to go on for? I kind of want to sit down."
s "Just sit here. It’s not like there’s any actual format to this contest at this point and I doubt anyone will care."
i "Sure. That sounds good."
i "Io sit. Maya in."
scene maidwar23
with dissolve
m "You traitor."
i "Can I get an omelet as well? And maybe some coffee?"
m "I am not here to serve you."
s "You’re not here to serve me either. "
scene maidwar24
with dissolve
s "In fact, Io is already two points ahead of you and it’s starting to look like those buffet tickets of yours are just a pipe dream."
m "You’ll regret saying those words to me."
s "Will I? Because it seems to me like you {i}have{/i} to do something to redeem yourself at this point or you’re basically screwed."
m "I am warning you..."
i "Hey, maid girl? I still haven’t gotten my coffee and it’s been...almost fifteen seconds. So if you could hurry it up a little bit, that would be great. Thanks."
scene maidwar25
with dissolve
m "Hah..."
m "Please forget everything you are about to see."
s "What? What does-"
scene maidwar26
with hpunch
m "Hiya, Master! Moe Moe Maya here!"
i "Oh no! Effort! My greatest weakness!"
m "It looks to me like somebody is a little hungry! Is there I anything I can whip up for ya that’ll bring a smile to that big ole’ handsome face of yours?"
s "As much as I...appreciate the sudden effort...I already have-"
scene maidwar27
with dissolve
m "You mean you’re not gonna order something from me?...After I tried {i}sooooo{/i} hard to work up the courage to talk to you? You’re gonna bweak my widdle heart."
s "I’m sorry, Io...I can’t resist...much longer..."
i "Fight it! Fight it, Sensei! "
scene maidwar28
with dissolve
m "Please, Master?...Can’t you do this one little thing for me?..."
m "If you don’t buy any food from Moe Moe Maya, she’ll have to sleep on the streets. And she gets {i}so scared{/i} when she has to do that..."
scene maidwar29
with dissolve
m "Oh! Here’s an idea! What if I throw in my biggest, most enthusiastic Moe Moe beam totally free of charge? Would {i}that{/i} make you happy?"
s "Yes. One of everything, please. And also...will you marry-"
scene maidwar30
with dissolve
m "No. Maya out."
scene maidwar31
with dissolve
i "Uhh...uhh!"
i "Io in!"
scene maidwar32
with dissolve
i "How...How do I do the beam thing?!"
i "Io...beeeeaaaam?"
s "It’s no use...you haven’t trained enough, Io. You'll only hurt yourself."
i "But...I brought you things! And I didn’t flip you off! "
i "So what if I’m not as good of an actor as Maya?! Isn’t she only doing this for food anyway?! Shouldn’t what matters most be heart?!"
m "Io out. Maya in."
scene maidwar33
with dissolve
i "No! It’s too soon!"
scene maidwar34
with dissolve
m "I’m having a new, {i}special{/i} omelet prepared just for you, Master. But, in the meantime...how about I cast my beam on that sorry excuse for an omelet you already have in front of you and make it edible?"
i "Take that back! I’ll have you know that someone probably worked...moderately hard on that! But I’m not really sure as I just took it off the counter!"
s "Beam me up, Scotty."
m "..."
s "I’m sorry."
m "Oh, Master. You sure do say some funny things sometimes. But that’s just what Moe Moe Maya loves so much about you."
s "I don’t like how good you are at this."
m "Just wait until you get a taste of how delicious {i}I{/i} am."
scene maidwar35
with dissolve
m "Whoops! Did I say {i}me?{/i} Because what I really meant to say was my food. Teehee!"
"Somewhere deep inside of my chest, a heart grows back."
scene maidwar36
with dissolve
m "Soft and sweet and full of cream! Happy hearts and hungry dreams! Cuteness turned up to extreme! Give this boy a MOE BEAM!!!"
scene maidwar37
with hpunch
m "KYAAAAA!!!!!!!~~~~"
u "Ahh! Her beam was fully capitalized! That means it’s a max level maid beam! It’s on par with mine!"
ima "And her focal lines are blocking us out! Who knew Maya possessed this much power?!"
scene black
with dissolve2
"........."
"......"
"..."
scene maidwar38
with dissolve2
ima "Well...I think it’s safe to say that we all know who the winner of this competition is. "
i "I’m sorry, Uta...I let you down. We all knew it already, but it appears that I’m really not cut out to be a maid."
m "And it appears that I will not be going hungry any time soon."
u "The wind...wishes to know if you are looking for a part time job..."
i "I’m already in the guillotine. Just hurry up and chop my head off already so I can go home and take my pills."
scene maidwar39
with dissolve
ima "You heard her, Senpai! Say the words so we can get on with the last day of the Dorm Wars!"
s "Fine, fine..."
s "The winner is..."
menu:
"Maya":
s "...obviously Maya."
m "Still got it."
s "Still? Have you done this-"
scene maidwar40
with dissolve
m "No. Now, please excuse me as I put my actual costume back on and all of us forget this ever happened."
$ dorm1war2points += 1
$ maidwarmaya = True
"Io":
s "...Io."
m "Of course it-"
scene maidwar41
with hpunch
m "WHAT?!?!?!?!"
i "Me? What? Huh? Io? Io is the winner? Why? Huh? Io?"
u "Somewhere in the distance...a...sparrow...drowns in a lake?..."
ima "Uhh...you mind shining some light on that decision, Senpai?"
m "Please do! Because the only logical explanation I can think of is that you’re only voting {i}against{/i} me because you want to-"
s "..."
scene maidwar42
with dissolve
m "Oh, you fucking monster of a man. "
m "You just want to torment me, don't you?"
s "Bingo."
i "So...I only won because you want to mess with Maya? Not because of my abilities as a butler-slash-maid?"
s "Correct."
scene maidwar43
with dissolve
i "I can live with that! Thanks, Sensei! "
m "There have been many...{i}many{/i} horrible things that I have experienced because of you..."
m "But this?..."
m "This is perhaps the worst thing yet."
$ dorm2war2points += 1
$ maidwario = True
scene maidwar44
with fade
c "Well, that...sure was something."
no "Something wonderful."
t "I feel as if we’ve been here before."
no "It’s one thing to be stuck in a room full of girls in revealing clothing, but to watch as two of them desperately fight over a man as if it’s sport...my. What a beautiful start to the day."
c "It won’t be beautiful for too long, you know. Your contest is up next."
scene maidwar45
with dissolve
no "Is it? I haven’t been keeping much track of the schedule."
c "I wouldn’t take things so lightly if I were you. Yumi’s not going to hold back."
no "Oh, is she actually coming? That’s fantastic. I’m excited to see her so the two of us can put an end to this immature feud once and for all."
c "Uhh...I don’t think that’s something she’s really interested in doing right now. I think she just wants to win the contest and go back home."
no "If that’s what she wants, that’s what she’ll get. And I wish her the best of luck as very few people have defeated me in...well, anything."
c "You sound pretty...cool with her coming back to participate despite her beating the living shit out of you the last time you saw her."
no "I’m alive, aren’t I? And more content than ever, might I add."
c "If you, uhh..."
c "If you don’t mind me asking...do you think you might have, like...done something to piss her off? Because I’ve never seen Yumi do anything like that to anyone before and..."
c "Not to suggest anything, but it’s hard for me to believe she’d do that without a reason."
no "Me?"
if nodokaspecial15p3 == True:
no "All {i}I{/i} did was steal her clothes and ask her to masturbate in front of me to completion in order to get them back."
else:
no "All {i}I{/i} did was steal her clothes and try to get her to masturbate in front of me. Is that really so bad?"
scene maidwar46
with dissolve
c "Ugh. Do you always have to be that perverted? Because if you’re not going to tell me the truth, just forget I even asked."
scene maidwar47
with fade
f "Molly...are you sure you don’t want to invite Tsuneyo over here? She seems a little out of place with Chika and Nodoka, don’t you think?"
mo "I’m a bit...uhh...how should I say...at odds with the Kendo Princess following her...{i}performance{/i} from last night."
f "I agree that she took things way too far, but...I think she was trying her best."
f "Even if her best was...disgusting and used you as...the punchline to..."
f "Actually, on second thought, I can understand why you’re upset with her. I just...felt a little bad, I guess."
mo "As do I. And I will confront her about the situation shortly once I...uhh..."
mo "Find some sort of...charisma-increasing potion."
f "Please don’t get drunk at a third consecutive Halloween party. It’s my least favorite tradition."
mo "Oh, rest assured...I will not be drinking that much again any time soon..."
scene black
with dissolve2
$ renpy.end_replay()
$ dormwartwo11 = True
$ maya_love += 1
$ io_love += 1
stop music fadeout 7.0
"{i}Maya’s affection has increased to [maya_love]!{/i}"
"{i}Io’s affection has increased to [io_love]!{/i}"
"{i}First Floor: [dorm1war2points]\nSecond Floor: [dorm2war2points]{/i}"
"........."
"......"
"..."
jump dormwartwo12
label dormwartwo12:
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File: (install folder)\game\chap3.rpy
Code:
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scene 5 with flash
scene scavengerhunt30
with flash
stop sound
play music "ibelieve.mp3"
a "That’s right."
a "I’m an insatiable...{i}incestuous{/i} little girl who gleefully lays on her back and lets her uncle climb on top of her and pin her down by her wrists."
a "Who obediently spreads her pussy for him every time he asks...and moans every single time he thrusts into her with his monster-sized penis."
a "And when I’m {i}not{/i} fucking him, I’m {i}thinking{/i} about fucking him."
a "It’s my favorite thing in the whole wide world, making him happy. Being happy {i}together.{/i}"
a "And the two of us are happiest when we’re covered in sweat and cum and forgetting everything that’s happened."
ay "Ami..."
a "Don’t act surprised. You know how badly I’ve wanted his dick inside of me ever since you started coming over to the house."
a "God, it took him {i}way too long.{/i} I can’t even remember how many times I must have fingered myself under his blanket. How many holes I must have torn in my underwear while waiting for the big day."
a "And between you and me, since we’re {i}such good friends,{/i} I’ve even put a few of my pubic hairs in his food because I believed it would make him want to fuck me {i}more.{/i}"
a "They were tiny, sure. But I think they did the job since...well, just look at what we're talking about."
ay "..."
a "Does that make you think any less of me, Ayane?"
a "Do I {i}disgust{/i} you?"
a "Am I a bad girl because the only thing that gets me wet anymore is the thought of my uncle’s cock?"
a "Or can you still be my friend knowing that the next time I don’t respond to your text right away, it’s probably because I’m wrapping my legs around him and screaming out his name?"
ay "Why are you-"
play sound "static.mp3"
scene scavengerhunt31
with flash
stop sound
a "Why am I what?"
a "Deranged?"
a "{i}Broken?{/i}"
a "You probably don’t realize this because your parents are still {i}alive,{/i} but it isn’t very fun watching them die."
a "In fact, that sort of thing can leave a lasting impression on someone."
a "It can change who they are and what brings them joy."
a "Then blah blah blah, sad timeskip stuff..."
a "And now the only thing that makes me feel good anymore is being a walking fuck-doll for Sensei to use whenever he gets too hard from having pretty girls like {i}you{/i} fawn over him all day."
ay "Ami, slow down. Please."
a "I’m not going to stop."
a "And neither is Sensei."
a "This is who we are."
a "And we don’t need someone like you getting in the way of-"
scene scavengerhunt32
with dissolve
ay "Ami, I’m not trying to stop you!"
a "..."
ay "..."
a "..."
ay "..."
scene scavengerhunt33
stop music
a "Hah?"
ay "I just wanted to hear it from you!"
ay "I know you love him and..."
ay "And yeah, I think it’s kind of gross for you to be doing that with someone you’re related to. But if that’s really what {i}you{/i} want, then...fine!"
ay "I’m just worried about you!"
ay "That’s all!"
a "You’re..."
a "You’re...worried?"
a "About me?"
ay "Yes! Of course!"
ay "I love you!"
a "..."
ay "..."
ay "I really do love you..."
a "..."
scene scavengerhunt34
with dissolve
a "Well, now I just feel like an asshole."
ay "Ami, you...you went through something horrible at a very young age. Something that, like you said, can leave a lasting impression on someone."
ay "I’ll never know what that’s like. And I’ll never understand how it feels to be in your shoes."
ay "But if you truly, from the bottom of your heart, believe that your...relationship with Sensei is a byproduct of true love and not trauma, that’s fine."
ay "I can accept that."
scene scavengerhunt35
with dissolve2
ay "I just..."
ay "I didn’t want you to feel like you’re all alone..."
ay "And that there’s no one you can talk to about it..."
ay "Because...I..."
ay "That’s how..."
a "..."
ay "That’s how I..."
play sound "static.mp3"
scene happily with flash
stop sound
$ renpy.pause(5, hard=True)
$ renpy.end_replay()
$ dormwartwo10 = True
jump dormwartwo11
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