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The WAP Man (Main)

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File: (install folder)\game\ch2script.rpy

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label day295:
    play music "phantomthief.mp3"
    scene tsubasaofficevisit1
    with fade

    s "…"
    c "…"
    s "Do you mind if I ask why you’re sitting on my desk?"

    if bonus == True:
        c "Would you prefer if I sat on your lap instead?"
        s "I mean, kind of. Yeah."
    else:
        c "Yes."
        s "Oh. Okay. Nevermind."

    "I find myself killing time in my office with Chika after another average and unexciting day of[school]."
    "And by “I find myself” I mean that Chika takes it upon herself to call out of her shift tonight so she can spend more time with me."
    "Which is fine and everything, don’t get me wrong-"
    "But I’d like to prevent the possibility of her little sister starving to death if I have anything to do with it."
    "I know, I know. I’m such a great guy."

    if bonus == True:
        c "So...thanks for ghosting on me after sneaking into Ami’s dressing room the other day."
        s "It is not “sneaking” if you specifically told me I was allowed to do that."
        c "Okay, so maybe not “sneaking,” but it was still kind of weird."
        c "Like, she’s your [niece]. And I’m not putting the blame on you or anything since it was clearly something you got dragged into-"
        c "But she should kinda like...back off, shouldn't she? It's totally weird."
        s "Why are we even talking about this right now?"

        scene tsubasaofficevisit2
        with dissolve

        c "Idunno, but maybe we should use this as an opportunity to segue into exactly {i}why{/i} you were in the dressing room with her."
        c "Are we really planning on doing a winter beach trip?"
        s "Apparently we are. I hope you enjoy slowly freezing to death over the course of two days and one night."

        scene tsubasaofficevisit3
        with dissolve

        c "Fine by me since I can always sneak into my boyfriend’s room at night and ask him to keep me warm~"
        s "Yes, that’s a completely safe idea and I’m sure that none of your seventeen other classmates will question you mysteriously disappearing in the middle of the night."

        scene tsubasaofficevisit4
        with dissolve

        c "It’ll probably be like nineteen by then, though. Right?"
        s "...Does that make it any better?"
        c "I mean, at this point, I don’t know if it would really make it {i}worse{/i}."

        scene tsubasaofficevisit2
        with dissolve

        c "We’ve just gotta practice being sneaky or something. And obvs that starts with me coming to say hi and sitting on your desk during office hours."
        c "And if you just so happen to look up my skirt or something, I can just pretend I didn’t see."
        c "Isn’t your girlfriend great?"

        "Please stop calling yourself that before it gets any more dangerous..."

        s "Wait, how did you even know about the new transfers?"

        scene tsubasaofficevisit5
        with dissolve
    else:
        c "So, remember when you came to the mall with Ami the other day?"
        s "Yeah? What about it?"
        c "You forgot your receipt for her swimsuit and I held onto it for you because I know how strict she is about getting itemized lists of your purchases."
        s "Thanks, Chika."
        c "Also, Tsubasa's daughter and some other girl are joining our class soon."
        s "Uhh...I know that. But where did you hear about it?"

    c "Uhh...I don’t know? "
    c "Makoto probably told Miku. And then Miku probably told some other people because she’s Miku. And then it somehow found its way to me."
    s "Do you know {i}who{/i} the transfers are, though?"
    c "Not really. I just know one of them is apparently a sketch and is going to give Yumi a run for her money as class delinquent."

    "So I see Makoto spared no details (Of what little details are actually available) regarding Yasu’s expected character."

    s "Got it. "
    s "Oh, and also, if Makoto ever asks you if you and I went to a petting zoo together, the answer is yes."

    scene tsubasaofficevisit4
    with dissolve

    c "Got it!"
    s "Really? You’re not even going to question that?"
    c "Nah. I’m sure you’ve got your reasons."

    if bonus == True:
        "Wow. Maybe Chika actually would be a good girlfriend and I-"
        "Wait. What am I even thinking right now?"
    else:
        s "I just don't want her to assume I'm hugging someone and slap me. She has very strong hands."

    play sound "knock.mp3"
    scene tsubasaofficevisit6
    with fade

    "A knock on the door breaks the flow of our conversation and-"

    c "Come in!"
    s "Wait, you can’t just invite people into my-"

    play sound "dooropen.mp3"
    scene tsubasaofficevisit7
    with dissolve

    mak "Chika? What are you doing in here?"
    mak "I’m not interrupting something personal, am I?"
    c "Nah. I’m just talking to Sensei about the petting zoo we went to that one time."

    "Smooth."

    mak "Right...Well, if that’s the case, this would probably be a good time to inform you that you’re not allowed to be sitting on his desk."

    if bonus == True:
        if makotolust10 == True:
            "Bold words for someone who literally bent over the table in the center of the room for me before."
        else:
            "Poor Makoto. She doesn’t realize that we’re definitely going to have sex on this desk sometime in the future."

    mak "It’s the misuse of[school] property and-"
    c "Did you need something, Makoto?"

    scene tsubasaofficevisit8
    with dissolve

    mak "Um...if we’re just moving along, then yes. There was something I had to discuss with Sensei regarding our newest transfer student."
    mak "Sensei, if you have a minute, would it be okay for me to bring in a visitor?"
    s "A visitor? You mean one that isn’t Ms. Watabe or a student?"
    mak "Correct. Though, she does seem to be rather familiar with you based on her reference to you as the...and I apologize if I am misquoting this-"

    scene tsubasaofficevisit9
    with dissolve

    mak "The “WAP” man?..."

    if bonus == True:
        c "Wait! There’s only one person I know who would ever consistently misuse that word in that way!"
    else:
        c "It means {i}wonderful and polite.{/i}"

    s "The...what man?"
    c "Come in, Tsubasa!"

    play sound "dooropen.mp3"
    scene tsubasaofficevisit10
    with dissolve

    s "Chika, please stop inviting people into my office..."
    tb "I apologize. Did I come at a poor time?"
    mak "There’s no need to apologize, Miss Tsukioka. Thank you very much for taking the time out of your busy schedule to come here today."

    scene tsubasaofficevisit11
    with dissolve

    tb "Oh, there’s no need to thank me for that. I can assure you I am very much not busy."
    tb "In fact, just being able to traverse the halls of a quaint little[school] like this has been the most fun I’ve had in quite some time."

    if bonus == True:
        c "{i}She heard us have sex.{/i}"
        s "Yes, Chika. I am aware."
        c "{i}She heard us have sex...{b}a lot.{/b}{/i}"
    else:
        c "{i}I finally bought a clown costume.{/i}"
        s "{i}Chika not now.{/i}"
        c "{i}I'm gonna make you so many balloon animals.{/i}"

    s "You know, maybe it’s time for you to head home and prevent Chinami from getting sick or something?"

    scene tsubasaofficevisit12
    with fade

    "Chika hops off of the desk and joins Tsubasa and Makoto as they make their way to the front of it."
    "I highly doubt Chika is going to go home yet on account of her favorite MILF showing up (Which is assuming that Chika has a secret, ranked list of MILFs), but for a brief moment in time I breathe a sigh of relief."

    tb "Oh, Chika! Wonderful. I haven’t seen you since the-"

    scene tsubasaofficevisit13
    with dissolve

    c "Petting zoo. "
    tb "I beg your pardon?"
    tb "Is this more [young]person slang that I have yet to hear on the radio?"
    c "Yup! Why are you here, though? "

    scene tsubasaofficevisit14
    with dissolve

    mak "Oh, allow me to answer that."
    mak "In light of the recent sinkhole incident that struck Kumon-mi Academy, Miss Tsukioka has decided to enroll her daughter here at [kumon_mi_high]."
    mak "I may have subconsciously attempted to talk her out of it on multiple occasions as I’m not sure if our...capabilities will meet her daughter’s requirements, but-"

    scene tsubasaofficevisit15
    with dissolve

    tb "Oh, please...There’s no need to be so formal. I’m sure that this[school] will work wonders for my daughter and her education."
    mak "It...{i}could{/i}, under normal circumstances. But the circumstances of our classroom, which you have specifically requested for some reason, are anything but normal."
    c "It’s true. Our class is really weird."

    scene tsubasaofficevisit16
    with dissolve

    tb "If I entrust my daughter’s future to you, are you going to let me down?"
    s "…"
    s "Probably."
    c "Probably."
    mak "Definitely."
    s "See?"
    tb "They’re just being humble, I’m sure. "
    tb "You recently took on the Nagasawa girl, didn’t you? Between her and my little tour guide here, that would mean you have the two highest scoring girls in the entire district."

    scene tsubasaofficevisit17
    with dissolve

    mak "Right..."
    mak "I guess the days of me being the smartest girl in[school] are over now, huh?"
    tb "You’ll catch up in due time, dear. I was never quite fond of that Nagasawa girl to begin with. "
    tb "She is...quite peculiar. "

    scene tsubasaofficevisit18
    with dissolve

    tb "I’d also like it to be known that it wasn’t just the presence of those two bright, [young]stars that forced my hand in making this decision. "
    s "What was it then? Because I was pretty confident my first impression was...not very good."

    scene tsubasaofficevisit19
    with dissolve

    tb "It was what this girl right here had to say about you during a lengthy conversation at the {i}petting zoo{/i} about the way you make her feel."
    tb "That told me everything I needed to know about you as a teacher."
    tb "And while your methods are certainly...unorthodox, I am going to assume that was simply due to the fact that it was a special occasion."

    scene tsubasaofficevisit20
    with dissolve

    tb "My daughter does not have a very easy time...opening up to people. "
    tb "She is a wonderful [young_girl]...and extremely dedicated when it comes to both the family business as well as her academic life."
    tb "But she has a history of being rather...uninspired when it comes to those who have been fortunate enough to teach her."
    tb "And so, in knowing that you are able to see your students as more than just minds to mold, I’ve decided to take a leap of faith and put her in your hands."

    scene tsubasaofficevisit21
    with dissolve

    tb "I can’t guarantee she’ll be entirely cooperative to begin with, but I can assure you that she is unreasonably kind at heart and wants nothing more than to fit in."
    s "…"

    if bonus == True:
        "You know, only I would be lucky enough to somehow gain the trust of the wealthiest woman in Kumon-mi by audibly deflowering a girl the same age as her daughter in the room right next door."

    s "I mean...if that’s what you think is best for her, she can definitely hang out."

    scene tsubasaofficevisit22
    with dissolve

    tb "{i}Hang out.{/i} I love that! It’s so informal that it’s as if you don’t view your students as students at all."
    s "Yes. That exact principle is the single largest pillar in my teaching strategy."
    mak "I mean...it’s certainly not {i}not{/i} working?"
    c "Yeah. Weirdly enough, having someone like Sensei around is the exact motivation I needed to really start putting myself back on track."
    c "And, if your daughter is anything at all like you, I’m sure that she and I will get along great."

    scene tsubasaofficevisit23
    with dissolve

    tb "That would mean so much to me, dear. Please make her feel at home if at all possible."
    c "Of course! Anything for you, Tsubasa!"

    "The gap between first and second place on Chika’s secret MILF ranking widens."

    mak "Well...I guess that’s that, then."
    mak "Miss Tsukioka just wanted to formally touch base with you and confirm that you were, indeed, the “WAP” man."
    tb "I have decided to embrace my poor usage of the “WAP” and convert it into a multifunctional tool for describing good people!"
    c "{i}Cooooooool.{/i}"

    scene tsubasaofficevisit24
    with dissolve

    tb "So, would this Friday work as her first day in your class?"
    tb "We’re still in the process of relocating her to a second, smaller house in the area so the commute will be less strenuous on her, but we should be finished within the next day or two."
    s "You’re...getting her her own house?"
    tb "Of course. It’s the very least we can do to reward her for all of this."
    tb "She was quite resistant to the idea at first, actually. But she eventually came around after seeing how many people were flocking to this[school]."
    s "That’s great and all, but she could just move into the dorms instead. She doesn’t need a whole house."
    tb "Ooooooh, I see. I see."
    tb "But, what is a “dorm” exactly?"
    s "It’s like...an apartment specifically designed for people attending[school]."
    tb "My, that sounds like it would be absolutely splendid once she’s ready for it."
    tb "But I do think we should at least wait to see if she’s able to seamlessly transition into the actual[school] first before making a commitment like that."
    s "Hey, whatever works for you. She’s your daughter. I’m just some guy that's going to be around her pretty frequently from now on."
    c "Not {i}too{/i} frequently, though. You’ve got...other obligations."
    mak "Precisely. Like your paperwork and spending time showing your glorified secretary how much you appreciate all she does for you."
    c "Yup. Exactly what I’m talking about. Definitely not anything else."

    if bonus == False:
        "She must be referring to hugs."

    tb "Oh my...I can feel the secondhand excitement bubbling up within me by the second."
    tb "Perhaps I should also transfer into this[school]?"

    scene tsubasaofficevisit25
    with dissolve

    c "Let’s just...focus on your daughter for right now instead..."

    scene black
    with dissolve2
    stop music fadeout 5.0

    "The three girls leave the office moments later and I take a couple hours to {i}actually do some paperwork{/i} before heading out myself."
    "I figure it’s the least I can do to not only lessen some of the burden on Makoto, but to reward her for putting together this entire rich girl transfer operation."
    "I just hope the process for our final student goes just as smoothly..."

    $ renpy.end_replay()
    $ day295 = True

    "………"
    "……"
    "…"

    jump day295parttwo

label day295parttwo:
...

Code that triggers this event

File: (install folder)\game\script.rpy

Code:

...
jump day79
    if totaldays >= 83 and mikudorm10 == True and day83 == False:
        jump day83
    if totaldays >= 85 and streets10 == True and day85 == False:
        jump day85
    if totaldays >= 86 and futaba_lust >= 5 and day == 5 and day86 == False:
        jump day86
    if totaldays >= 89 and day65 == True and day89 == False:
        jump day89
    if totaldays >= 91 and day63 == True and day65 == True and day91 == False:
        jump day91
    if totaldays >= 96 and day == 1 and shrine15 == True and ayanenew1 == True and day96 == False:
        jump day96
    if totaldays >= 98 and ami_lust >= 5 and day98 == False:
        jump day98
    if totaldays >= 103 and day102 == True and day103 == False:
        jump day103
    if totaldays >= 110 and day103 == True and day110 == False:
        jump day110
    if totaldays >= 114 and day103 == True and bar20 == True and day114 == False:
        jump day114
    if totaldays >= 120 and day103 == True and day91 == True and day120 == False:
        jump day120
    if totaldays >= 121 and day85 == True and day103 == True and day121 == False:
        jump day121
    if totaldays >= 126 and day103 == True and streets15 == True and chikadorm15 == True and day126 == False:
        jump day126
    if totaldays >= 128 and day103 == True and day126 == True and day == 5 and day128 == False:
        jump day128
    if totaldays >= 138 and day103 == True and day130 == True and day85 == True and day138 == False:
        jump day138
    if totaldays >= 139 and chika_lust >= 5 and chikadorm20 == True and mall20 == True and chikadetention == True and day139 == False or chikadorm20 == True and mall20 == True and chika_lust >= 10 and day139 == False:
        jump day139
    if totaldays >= 140 and day138 == True and day140 == False:
        jump day140
    if totaldays >= 142 and amidorm15 == True and day140 == True and day142 == False:
        jump day142
    if totaldays >= 144 and day128 == True and day142 == True and day144 == False:
        jump day144
    if totaldays >= 150 and day144 == True and streets15 == True and cafe20 == True and soccer10 == True and day150 == False:
        jump day150
    if totaldays >= 153 and day150 == True and day153 == False:
        jump day153
    if totaldays >= 154 and day153 == True and day154 == False:
        jump day154
    if (totaldays >= 200 and day == 5 and beachvacation16 == True and chikainvite1 == True and harukadate1 == True and kaoridate1 == True and cafe25 == True and bar25 == True and mayadorm25 == True
    and mikudorm15 == True and streets25 == True and makotoinvite2 == True and makidate1 == True and rindorm35 == True and halloween1 == False):
        jump halloween1
    if totaldays >= 214 and makidate5 == True and halloween14 == True and makotodorm25 == True and mikudorm30 == True and amidorm25 == True and day == 1 and day214 == False:
        jump day214
    if totaldays >= 215 and day214 == True and day == 2 and day215 == False:
        jump day215
    if totaldays >= 216 and day215 == True and day == 3 and day216 == False:
        jump day216
    if totaldays >= 217 and day216 == True and day == 4 and day217 == False:
        jump day217
    if totaldays >= 218 and day217 == True and day == 5 and day218 == False:
        jump day218
    if totaldays >= 230 and makoto_lust >= 10 and christmas7 == True and makotolust10 == False:
        jump makotolust10
    if totaldays >= 237 and day == 1 and christmas7 == True and day237 == False:
        jump day237
    if totaldays >= 239 and day == 3 and day237 == True and day239 == False:
        jump day239
    if totaldays >= 240 and day == 4 and day239 == True and day240 == False:
        jump day240
    if totaldays >= 244 and day == 1 and day240 == True and day244 == False:
        jump day244
    if totaldays >= 246 and day == 3 and day244 == True and day246 == False:
        jump day246
    if totaldays >= 247 and day == 4 and day246 == True and day247 == False:
        jump day247
    if totaldays >= 261 and day == 3 and day247 == True and kirininvite2 == True and bar35 == True and day261 == False:
        jump day261
    if totaldays >= 263 and day == 5 and day261 == True and day263 == False:
        jump day263
    if totaldays >= 264 and day == 1 and day263 == True and day264 == False:
        jump day264
    if totaldays >= 269 and day == 3 and day264 == True and day269 == False:
        jump day269
    if totaldays >= 270 and day == 4 and day269 == True and day270 == False:
        jump day270
    if totaldays >= 271 and day == 5 and day270 == True and day271 == False:
        jump day271
    if totaldays >= 272 and day271 == True and onseninvite == False:
        jump day272
    if totaldays >= 280 and day == 1 and day271 == True and rindorm45 == True and iodorm10 == True and nikidate5 == True and chikaonsen4 == True and yumidorm30 == True and norikofirsthall == True and convenience5 == True and day280 == False:
        jump day280
    if totaldays >= 281 and day == 2 and day280 == True and day281 == False:
        jump day281
    if totaldays >= 282 and day == 3 and day281 == True and day282 == False:
        jump day282
    if totaldays >= 283 and day == 4 and day282 == True and day283 == False:
        jump day283
    if totaldays >= 287 and day == 1 and day283 == True and day287 == False:
        jump day287
    if totaldays >= 288 and day == 2 and day287 == True and day288 == False:
        jump day288
    if totaldays >= 295 and day == 3 and day288 == True and chikaonsen4 == True and amidate35 == True and makotowinterbeach4 == True and day295 == False:
        jump day295
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